Mood swings!

Why do we have mood swings??

Why are the poor hormones blamed for our changing moods, and not the people or circumstances around us???

Is a person's nature defined by his surroundings, or is it all in the two hairy stands twisted together-the DNA!!!!

Ever wondered how complicated human "machinery" is.....

All the miniaturized electronic circuits....the megabytes,terabytes...aren't they just a joke when u compare them to how a human body works! My head has already started spinning as I imagine all my organs working in a sync.

The proud heart pumping lub-dub-lub-dub....the lungs moving up and down and up and down....my over sized stomach stuffed with hell lot of junk...the exhausted kidneys sifting waste....the lever tired of breaking down the fats...amongst all these, lies in the corner a relaxed gall bladder... smiling :)

Pretty much task,eh!
The guilt pangs trap me when I think of.... how hard my over a hundred lbs of flesh blood and bones work, as I shamelessly gulp down the samosas and pastries, and wish if I could get a few gol gappas too :)
err...what was I talking about Mood Swings???Nah....the last packet of little bytes blue berry muffin is calling me...GOT TO GO!!!! :D 

 

"Na kar tu ghamandwa

Jindagi hai Jhandwa" ;)

My best feature!

After a long tiring day,I opened the refrigerator and behind the butter, just near that red bowl hid a forgotten mango :) we exchanged smiles :) and slurrrp.....ssssllllluuuurrp....sslurrrppp ....I was in heaven next :)

Somebody once asked me about what according to me is my best feature....

 

I paused for a while and thought if tongue comes in the category of features....I think it does.The only time I don't talk is when I eat....so, mine is visible most of the times ;)

 

Imagine if there was nothing like taste....if we had to eat just to keep our body working...just like there is potting mix for plants,if we too had such big packets of "something" to feed us...and go back to work....no planning menus....no talking about eateries....no stealing recipes...

 

Imagine no aroma of freshly baked cake....no sight of butter paneer masala...life would have been totally miserable...no????

 

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it, which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called :)

 

At times I wonder how we don't appreciate these little blessings....

Yeah u guys keep thinking about it,as my heart says if i move a few boxes here and there, i will definitely find one more mango in the refrigerator to sllllluuuuurp :)

 

How fat am I??

I honestly don't know how fat I am...Haven't you all seen the asterisk below the BMI calculator saying "It may overestimate body fat in athletes and others who have a muscular build." I console myself thinking that though I was never so athletic, but may be I have a muscular build :P

Today when I  looked in the mirror, I wanted to sue the manufacturers for not mentioning the warning that "Objects in this mirror are smaller than they appear" :D Then I almost convinced myself that maybe it's not a good quality mirror and is slightly convex, when unfortunately I saw the reflection of the door behind me, and it looked so perfect! I didn't lose hope though....Some days you just look fat...don't you?? or maybe it's just the clothes I am wearing.

When I look at my pictures, I feel I look thinner in my left profile. So I have deleted the rest of them, and the album has left me pondering!!!

Sometimes I wish I could see myself walking towards me :D But somewhere in my heart, I don't want it to happen, because I am not sure if I am ready to face myself :) What if I look really huge!!!!!
When I ask my dear ones how fat I look, I am told that I am not "that" fat.

THAT????

Sometimes I even walk besides strangers...so that I can be compared to!!! But believe me nothing works :)
I envy thin people, and I envy fat people too...who have accepted their size and eat happily!!
Gulping down my strawberry shortcake, I just realized that fat or thin, there is a lot more in life...
Pakodas, Gulaab jamuns, Jalebis....and the list is endless :) :)

Enterpreneur

How many of you honestly feel that you have that entrepreneurship qualities in you, and you sure can make it big!!??

 

Well, I do ;)

 

I have always dreamed big. Seriously, I mean really BIG!

 

At times in my mind I even pretend that I am being interviewed on TV and practice the question answer round. 

Interviewer: So mam,  who is behind all your success?

Me: SHHHH.... (feeling shy *blush* *blush*)

 

I have dreamed of getting my website getting a million hits!

It was me before Mark Zuckenberg who had thought of opening a social networking site.

 

Grofers was my idea!!

And UBER, It was me!!!!!

And how did I forget to add Food panda in my list. I am the Food Panda :) :)

 

But the problem is while I am just thinking, dreaming, soaking in my ideas...someone else just implements it and makes a difference.

And then, I start dreaming about the beta version of the launched product...

Sipping my tea, I almost code the entire thing and then sleep over it :p

And then, next morning I see a new app launched, I feel like Deja vu. It has already happened before, well in my dreams :)

Am I wrong when I say

 

"Jindagi hai jhandwa" :) :)